Meet the Joe Hill LTD Project Ombudsperson
RoseAnn Roseannadanna after losing her job at Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live took many years to write several books. You may all remember her books: I Was a Mid-Life Groupie for the Blue Brothers, or Eddie Murphy: the Unofficial Biography, and The Italian Girls Guide to Oregano Growing - No It's Not Marijuana!
We welcome RoseAnn Roseannadanna to the Joe Hill LTD Project!
Joe Hill LTD Project
RoseAnn Roseannadanna
Joe Hill LTD Project Ombudsperson
Thank you Joe Hill. I, RoseAnn Roseannadanna, have always been a union member and I, RoseAnn Roseannadanna, am proud to support the union effort everywhere.
But Joe, its like my daddy used to say "You know, its always something." The Joe Hill LTD Project looks like to me, RoseAnn Roseannadanna, that you may have overstated the problem of the Payroll Issue in JH 61. What's the matter with you Joe! A few cents here and few cents there, big deal. But hundreds of dollars? And as I, RoseAnn Roseannadanna always say "I, RoseAnn Roseannadanna don't think so!" How can you use this example when not one of the checks that we have at the Joe Hill LTD Project reflects the kind of error rate that you lead some to believe. That's why I, RoseAnn Roseannadanna, am here, to correct mistakes and over statements.
But I, RoseAnn Roseannadanna, agree with your advice to always check your check.
So this is your first correction from RoseAnn Roseannadanna. If any readers wish to comment or send corrections to the Project just let me, RoseAnn Roseannadanna, the Joe Hill LTD Project Ombudsperson know and I, RoseAnn Roseannadanna will get right on it.
A final parting statement. Some say I, RoseAnn Roseannadanna look like Diane Hekelson. Well let me, RoseAnn Roseannadanna, tell you that RoseAnn Roseannadanna is no Diane Hekelson.
In Sisterly Solidarity,
RoseAnn Roseannadanna
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2 comments:
Dear RoseAnn Roseannadanna,
As I’m SURE you know, SIZE ISN’T EVERYTHING! In the case of our inaccurate payroll checks, the error is only a few cents on each check (in my case 19 of 20 times in favor of the company). The fact is ― we are not being paid what we are owed.
If a driver is only a few seconds late two or three times a month, how long do you suppose the driver would remain employed?
Being a few seconds late after a holiday costs the driver eight-hours of holiday pay.
And what about a minuscule error like just barely coming too close to a parked car with the side of your bus? We’re talking Accident Report, Baby.
I’m glad to see someone has taken up the challenge of riding herd on ol’ Joe. You know he can get carried away from time to time.
However, as a union represented employee at LTD, I see Joe Hill as an awesome asset and loyal ally.
One more thing, Ms, Roseannadanna ― please ask Joe what’s up with Michael Moore on the blog staff as Special Contributing Editor? I thought JH decided to keep his personal politics as far away from the “Joe Hill LTD Project” as possible. Our members come in all political persuasions.
Remember, our unity is our most important asset.
In Solidarity,
Dan Dreier
RoseAnn Roseannadanna writes:
You know there is always something. Joe Hill is away on vacation and me, RoseAnn Roseannadanna, and Emily Farquardt made an executive decision and fired Michael Moore. He did not seem to mind. As to your other comments, I, RoseAnn Roseannadanna agree with you. As the Joe Hill LTD Project Ombuds Person, RoseAnn Roseannadanna will make every effort to keep appearances of partisanship of politics off the BLOG.
But I, RoseAnn Roseannadanna, in complete resarch must report that ATU Local 757 has endorsed John Kerry for President. As your ombuds person, I, RoseAnn Roseannadanna will raise this at the next staff meeting scheduled for the Joe Hill LTD Project for November 5th.
In Sisterly Solidarity,
RoseAnn Roseannadanna
PS John Kerry does not sound Italian but I, RoseAnn Roseannadanna have heard that he does like spaghetti and he is Catholic.
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